"How my day started -
Standing in front of my locker with a towel wrapped around my waist I am talking with a friend of mine. My bag is open so I mange the task of slipping on my boxer trunks when a man steps up. Since he was evidently using the locker right next to mine I slide my bag over on the bench making room for him to move in. The stranger caught my attention with a polite “excuse me” and proceeded to explain that he thought I had the wrong bag. I turned around and sure enough my bag was sitting inside the open locker. As I apologetically pushed the bag over to him I realized I was wearing his underwear! The act of trying to maintain some level of dignity while standing next to a man whose underwear you are wearing requires extreme focus. I stepped out of his boxers and carefully placed them on top of his bag."
(posted with his permission, thanks Mike!)
That is priceless!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless! WOW. I'm totally retweeting this. Hope you don't mind! (I'm @bellebeandog)
ReplyDeleteWhat is the etiquette there? Do you offer to buy the stranger whose underwear you're wearing breakfast?
ReplyDeletetoo funny!
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