Redneck Teleprompter
Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.
Dang, I thought that was called Mississippi Palm Pilot (never runs out of battery, screen never breaks, OS never crashes....)
A Mississippi Palm Pilot is a man who has no wife or girlfriend and will probably go blind soon.
ReplyDelete"Hey who's Bill dating now since that messy divorce?" "Nobody. He's a certified Mississippi Palm Pilot"
Oh my.
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